Social-Distance Scotty
Meet Scotty the Social-Distance Dog — the only Scottish Terrier who insists on having an entire seat to himself. Not because he’s fancy, but because he read one pandemic poster back in 2020 and never got over it.
On the bus, Scotty hops into his own seat, sits perfectly upright, and gives you that look if you even think about sitting next to him.
You know the look—
the “six feet, lassie, six feet” look.
He’s got a tiny plaid tape measure clipped to his collar. If someone leans too close, he pulls it out with his paw and gives a judgey little “hrrmph.”
Passengers don’t mind, though.
Because honestly?
He looks so official sitting there, he might as well be the Safety Officer of Seat B12.